Look like Barbie smoke like Marley
Oh you say you don't smoke? Well that's all that we do.
Home Theme Question Me

thesassylorax:

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

everyone sees you

(via confetti-its-tuesday-again)

paperstuck:

theblacktastrophe:

piertotum-locomottor:

unamusedsloth:

How to properly pet animals by Adam Ellis

"…MAYBE"

I’ve needed this my whole life.

I wanna pet a fucking bear

(via confetti-its-tuesday-again)

jennaanne01:

joshpeck:

vinebox:

Literally I Cant Ew

i will watch this until my eyes bleed

BABE

(Source: vinebox, via confetti-its-tuesday-again)

silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

boara:

HE THOUGHT HIS LIL FRIEND GOT BAKED INTO A COOKIE I AM 100% DONE AWHH

(Source: swallowthesound, via kelseyhoneybee)

crrocs:

Don’t wish death upon your enemies wish for them to have this for the rest of their life 

image

(via forgave)

TotallyLayouts has Tumblr Themes, Twitter Backgrounds, Facebook Covers, Tumblr Music Player, Twitter Headers and Tumblr Follower Counter
Psychedelic Pointer 11